Me: Jeremy, why is the butt of your pajamas all wet?

Jon: Maybe he peed them?

Me: From his butt, hmmmm! If that’s the case, you get to change him!

Me: Jer, How did the butt of your ‘jammies get all soaked?

Jeremy: I poured water all over the bathroom floor and then sat in it.

Me: WHAT?

Jeremy: I poured water all over the floor of the bathroom, and then I was, like, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!

He walks away like this is totally no big deal. Jon and I head to the bathroom to survey the damage.

Not so bad, this time!