Found out today that one of my closest friends has a warrant out for her arrest. Yup, “WARRANT FOR HER ARREST!” Wow, would my parents be proud, or what? They tried so hard to make sure that we kids never got in with the “wrong crowd” when we were teenagers. I could only be friends [...]

Hey, Where are you? What’s taking so long? Ooooooooooh! Whoa! Uhhhhh…….. Hey! It was a complex deal, and I’m just finishing up the paperwork. Yah! Whatever!