It’s Jon’s birthday today. He’s 32 years old today. As we lay in bed last night, well actually it was very early this morning, I mentioned that we’re getting old. Jon was sweet enough to let me know that, “actually, he had his 25 year old body, back” Meaning that, he went through a “portly” phase over the last few years, and was now looking all toned and hot…….I’d like to see what he looked like after a few pregnancies. HA! Then talk to me about 25 year old bodies.

For any of you - in the know - we’ve been talking about getting pregnant. Not really sure how it happens, as all we do is “talk.” Riiiiiiiight! Does it work that way? We’ve had some slightly amusing conversations at our house over the last couple of weeks.

If this next bit were true then I’d be every rednecks dream woman.

Things that turn me on:

1. blue polka-dot shower caps
2. really bad breath
3. stealth farts under the covers as a present for when I whip the covers back to crawl into bed……really gets me going
4. when he whispers sweet nothings after the “deed” like…… “Man, I’m good!”
5. when he wears that special scent he’s been brewing for 4 days….. “eau de B.O.”
6. when he comes to bed and says, “okay, I’m ready” seriously, isn’t that a turn on for any woman
7. skid marks on the discarded ginch…who doesn’t want to be a part of that
8. From in front of the TV he yells, “Go get ready…I’ll be in in 5 minutes”
9. hawkin’ a horrendous loogie in the middle of it all…… “sweeeeeet!“
10. having to explain to your child that mommy and daddy are just playing horsie and that everythings okay…….darn door locks that don’t work

Well, as Jon and I sit here compiling this list and so many others that would have all of you or at least some of you completely shocked and horrified and the rest of you splitting your sides laughing, we’ve decided to stop.

Happy Birthday to the most romantic, sensitive, wonderful man in the entire world!